[demosthenes2k8]

*thud*
Student: "It sounds like they're beating each other"
Mentor: "If they were beating each other would I be sitting here letting it happen?"
Several students: "Probably, yeah."
Mentor: "Good point."

Student: "Mark, I need you to tell me how to read this specs sheet."
Mark (same mentor as above): "Top to bottom, left to right."
Student: "No, I mean I need help understanding the encoders"
Mark: "They go around and around."

Student: "OK, who wants [0,10) oz of Throwback?"

Student: "Do you KNOW what sparkling vampires are?"
Mentor: "No, but it sounds fun!"
*later*
Mentor: "Oh, is it like Twilight?"