[Superllama12]

But then a supervillain would be all like, "Ooh, a fast computer, I need it to use for my evil plans" and you'll be like "Oh no, I'll fight you for it" and he'll throw a bunch of radioactive gerbils at you who bite you and then you'll be like "I'm Gerbilman" and he'll run away with the laptop and then you'll try to become a world class superhero and erase your past so that you can be a cool superhero with a terrible childhood and no parents but nobody wants to be saved by a Gerbilman and you'll become a hobo and ride a train to Guatemala and get bitten by a malaria mosquito and DIE!!!

I wish I was able to post a sentence that wasn't a run on, but then I couldn't say what I want to say, so I should post in a run on, but I don't want to, and hay this is a run on, and uh-oh I spelled "hey" wrong whoops unexpected exclamation point in 5...4...3..!