[Rinkat]

Me: "Avery, carry the punishment box!" (Said at a fundraiser where we sold delicious foodstuff. Avery, one of our members, decided to slack off, come in late, and be unable to sell a danish. We filled a box with heavy things like huge Gatorade bottles, and the punishment box was born!)
Allan/Valence "AGH, what the heck is this FROSTING?!?" (Cupcakes of death. 'Nuff said.)
Miguel: "You should know about Africa, you like tigers!"
Me: ".....grrr." (Tigers DO NOT LIVE IN AFRICA. Just sayin'.)