I got to work about an hour ago and quickly realized that there's a metal splinter in the tip of my left ring finger. It's presumably aluminum since that's mostly what I worked with this weekend. It wouldn't be a problem if I weren't a programmer for a living; tap-typing isn't going to fly in the long term...
I need a Macgyver-type solution to this. Nail-pinching isn't working and none of my coworkers have tweezers in their pockets.
Thoughts? Cheerful puns?