We have two people with nicknames:

1: One of our members is named Joseph, so we renamed him Stalin.

2: We have a junior on our team with an unpronounceable Asian last name, and since we were calling him 'the American' for cultural incorrectness, he insisted that we quit calling him that. Given the trend from #1, we call him Lenin.

Oh, and to continue the dictator theme, Duncan tried to name the robot Fidel last year. And this year. And for the entirety of the foreseeable future.
Our robot is named Notch, by the way.

Thaine