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Originally Posted by Bob Steele
A Neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink..
He asks the bartender how much he owes..
The bartender says:
For you... NO charge!!!
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The neutron asked the bartender, who was a proton, if he was sure.
The bartender says:
I'm positive!
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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
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A turtle was accosted by two snails. The police asked the turtle to describe the mugging; he replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."