You're driving your shining new lotus around town when all of a sudden you get an e-mail on your phone. Turns out that all lotus elises are being recalled due to a seat malfunction that shoots drivers several feet into the air, even if they're wearing their seatbelt!
Just as you get this your seat malfunctions and sends you through the roof (it was cold that day so you had the top down).
Now you're roadkill with a shiny purple necklace.
I wish they would stop making episodes of Spongebob.