[Barngirl425]

You have sprockets in your pocket a drill in your purse and a table saw in your car I would not want to mug you

One person on our team asking another out
"Oh I have been really stressed recently do you know how I could relax?"
girl:" Well I'd say stab people but you already fence."
"I was thinking more along the lines of dinner and a movie. You obviously dont understand how a guys mind works"

Another kid making fun of it a few days later " After a long day of fighting off people with my sword I like to relax with a candle lit dinner and a movie."



Nate: "Your my worst friend!"
Bret: "That still puts me top three"
*Note this got our headmaster and dean to laugh*


"Well what else do you expect from a Nateway" (Our gateway turned into a Nateway)

"Safety Captain save us!!!!!!" (Teacher)

"I give you my best goat for the car" : Kostas