[MishraArtificer]

Have you tried gluing a Windows ME install disc to the front door?

If that doesn't work, try a Vista disc. WITHOUT SERVICE PACK 1!

All jokes aside, I once considered having the team, as practice during the offseason, build a security robot. A little simple thing, just sits in a corner, watching all the exits with some of the old KOP cameras. Power usage was the main problem.