[Joe Ross]

I missed the first few:

8. If JCPenny, opens a snack counter and robot parts department, you are moving in
7. While driving, you regularly penalize fellow motorists with G33's for encroaching in your lane
6. You have a recurring nightmare that all of your qualification matches are against the reigning World Champions and your partners haven't passed inspection
5.You have been so focused on robot build that it was not until two days ago that you realized that some details had slipped your attention upon finding yourself alone at the Georgia Dome
4. You are thinking of changing your name to FIRST.i.am.
3. You are designing a minibot to scale the Gateway Arch
2. All you want for your birthday is bouquet of Flowers
1. Ladies... Each time you see this man... you think 'Deanilicious!'

I've attached pictures of both #5 and #2.