[ChaosX73]

Unfortunately, your message doesn't go through completely to the wish department and they think you actually wished for a Shetland Sheep. Just a sheep. You get you Shetland Sheep when all of a sudden a raiding party of barbarians pillages you sheep and they cook it over a fire, rotisserie style. You are also captured by the barbarians and are forced to become one. When they serve you a slice of your sheep, you are none the wiser until you are finished and you realize you just ate a slice of Sheepy's flank. You become so distraught with guilt about how you didn't ask for the sheep in the first place but should have been kinder to it all these years (even though you only had it for a few seconds) that you can't go on any of the barbarian raids. So, due to your noncooperation, you are cooked and eaten just like your sheep friend.

I wish that I understood the rules of minesweeper.