[ChaosX73]

It came from your secret surgery you had when you were 10. You abducted in the middle of the night by the FIRST Secret Police, but this time they decided that instead of assassinating their target, they'd experiment on him instead. They surgically implanted a homing device into your ear so that when they send their r0b0t d35truct0r units, you're their first target. They want to find out how effective the units are before they mass produce them and take over the world, so clinical studies must be taken. For all our sakes, I hope you survive.

I wish everyone would give long, elaborate corruptions like I do.