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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #367
Wendy couldn't help but laugh at the Baker's bacon pointers:
1. a greased pig will never boil
2. bacon bits added to cookie dough are yummy
3. pulled pork will result in a red card every time
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4. whatever you do, don't make the pig explode in your grandmother's kitchen. The results of Oink Oink Boom can set off fire alarms, smoke alarms, car alarms, house alarms and, quite frankly, the whole thing is alarming.
Pig farmers, I tell ya.
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Excellence is contagious. ~ Andy Baker, President, AndyMark, Inc. and Woodie Flowers Award 2003
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
~ Helen Keller (1880-1968)
Last edited by JaneYoung : 17-07-2011 at 23:12.
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