Things that happen on a daily basis in robotics

"Its the programmers fault nuf said"
"Its supposed to be that way"
" if we add up all my mistakes and compare them to yours ill find that you will be silent with the criticism."
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verybody other then me:"Robert Put your shoes on!"
" all you need is some sand paper a drill and a metal pole and you got your self a wicked hand warmer"
Mr. Blake: "Lemme tell you when i was your age"
"Lets see what happens when I...Ahhhh"