A freshman talking to our lead mentor. Note that said freshman drove our robot ON our minibot pole during off-season practice.

Freshman: So why do we let everyone drive in the offseason, but only have 2 drivers in the competition season?

Mentor: (jokingly) The school pays us every fall to test the people on the robotics team as to how well they can drive, and then uses that information to decide if they can get a driver's license or not.

Freshman: ....