[Jay5780]

Here's a thought

This year the game will be different, the kit of parts will be different, the kickoff itself will be different, and it will be even more intense and exciting than usual.

What this really means:

1. The game will be different.
---------- It is different every year.

2. The kit of parts will be different.
---------- Again different every year.

3. The kickoff itself will be different.
---------- Well duh they said what would be different
"flashy multimedia presentation"

4. More intense and exciting than usual.
---------- I think this is about that "flashy multimedia presentation"

So... Why at least 2 gasps and groans...

You'll gasp at the "flashy multimedia presentation" and you'll groan when you see that the only thing that is different with the game and kit is that they are the same changes you get every year.

Hahahahahahaha...............