No Near Death experiences but lots of experiences of pain, bleeps and bruises.
Personal Favorite was the 2003 Stack Attack. That humongous stack fell over on me. Bruises lasted a while and I admit I think I saw the Road-Runner running by. Second would have to be a Head meeting Tetra in 2006 when the robot back into a stack I was leaning on.
Odds are you hang around a team long enough, your clock gets checked a few times no matter how safe you are. I think you'd have to wear an EOD suit, the MJOLNIR Halo style, to be 100% safe. Just keep your wits about you at all times.
