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Originally posted by FotoPlasma
I'm trying to come up with my first original pickup line (but I have no idea how to set up for them, so this is probably utterly useless).
Here's what I've come up with so far:
"Hey there, need a guy who can cook and clean?"
I'm mostly looking for the popular female opinion on this line, but all commentary is appreciated... [/quote]
aw, can you really? Don't lie! But I think that would work...
now on to bad pick up lines:
"Hey you wanna see how my gyro works?"

at which point he proceeded to put his arm around me and talk to me in simple language, as if I, being a girl, has no idea of how a gyro works (it was my 1st year then, so I guess I looked naive enough).
I humored him for a while, and then explained everything to him he had said to me in greater detail, and with bigger words...

that was fun. I'd have to say, he got taken aback some, but it encouraged him some more to go on following me
I'd have to it was rather refreshing, I enjoy bad pick up lines, unfortunately I don't hear that many (personally).