After a long, hopeless navigation through FIRST's labyrinth of a website, my frustrations forced me to....write a limerick. Something I don't normally do, but since we're studying poetry in English, I said "Why not?"

So here it is:

usfirst.org

There once was a website for FIRST
One everyone thought to be cursed.
You'd log on one day
and loose your way.
And think that your head would soon burst


Don't ya just love the FIRST website.