"Win ALL the matches!" Said towrds the end of build season and the beginning of competition season. Funny enough, we were 18-0 at Detroit District.

"I don't care if he gets lost on the way there. I care if he gets lost on the way back. I hate cold pizza." It took him 10 minutes to get there and 20 to get back. He got lost on the way back and had to use a GPS. The town we live in is small.

"Well there's your problem!" We didn't have a cRIO in the robot. It took us 20 minutes.

"Your programming is wrong."
"No, it's your wiring."
"Do you really want to argue about this?" We did. For 10 minutes. It was the wiring.

"Well THAT was fun."

"Guys! Guess what? We got a gym!"

"I'm playing 'words with intellectual acquaintances.'"

"Don't throw the balls!"

"So I knew this guy who was a programmer."
"...and...?"
"Nothing. I just thought I would mention it."

"We're telling Coach that we're 10 pounds overweight." It was a few days before bag n tag.