www.wearerobots.com is also very good.
samples:
-"You can buy this one. Its cheap and ugly - remind you of someone? Someone named YOU?"
-"Do you have any batteries?" "You are in luck! This boombox comes with batteries included, and its just the thing for me to meet my quota!" "First of all, thats a toaster. . . " "Ok, work with me on this here."
Those two were from robokopf (Yah, people say I have a big ego but really my ego is TINY compared to my enormous talent and genius.)
---Angrybot
"You look at my girlfriend one more time and I'll rip your eyes out and shove them up your a**hole. Which I will also rip out. And then tear you a new one."
"I aint your girlfriend."
"I don't think thats your desicion, babe, and was i talking to you?"
HAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
----Sadrobot
" . . so here I am, all alone on Christmas Eve. Actually I don't celebrate Christmas, Jesus never saved a robot."
Yesh, also of note is
www.whitebreadblues.com . . . or something. There is a link to it from
www.wearerobots.com . . . . hickville, so funny.