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One of the girls on our team after the kickoff

Sophie: "So where do we buy the robot and can it be pink?"
Me: "Sophie, you don't buy the robot you build it and no we're not painting our robot pink."

"You guys the coopertition bridge isn't that important"
(after three matches at champ)
"You guys we're ranked 56 and we've won all three of our matches so far yet we haven't gotten any coopertition points. I guess I misjudged the importance of the coopertition bridge."

A reporter at champs: "So what's your robots name?"
Me: "Our robots actual name or our team's name?"
Reporter: "Your robot has a name?"
Me: "Yeah it's name is Javier"
For the rest of the interview the reporter called our robot by it's name and our whole team burst out laughing

R: "I used to play with balls... but then I took an arrow to the knee"