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What does an engineer use for birth control?
-Their personality.
Team Member: "There are no attractive women in this room."
Female Team Member: "Guess you're right. You do have a larger rack than I do."
Wearing Camo Labcoat "Alright you newbies, this here is Oakwood Robotics 992, the best of the best. We are gonna do something this year, and you are not going to mess up this man robotics club. Do you understand me maggots!"
"I think we need to do aerodynamic tests on the boxes."
"Oooh! Oooh! Can I throw it now?"
"The physics don't allow that."
"But it's so cool."
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