[VexisDarksteele]

When we were designing the robot, the main designer was presenting his concept to the group:
Us: "So...how does it score?"
Him: "Well, it can either launch balls out the front for short-range, or it can kinda... fart them out the back for the top rack."
Someone else: "I'm surprised you didn't say burp for the frontal scoring."

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*I'm cringing as our coach misspells a sizable amount of words on the whiteboard.*
Me: "Uh... that's wrong, that's wrong, and I don't even know what you were trying to say there."
Him: *Starts correcting as I tell him the proper spellings.* "Now what on earth am I gonna do when my SpellCheck graduates next year?"
Me: "If I'm spellcheck, do you want me to walk up to the board in the middle of your lectures now and underline wrong spellings in red marker?"

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"Oops... Rye needs plastic surgery again." (When our mascot lost its wing.)