This is semi-related, I guess you could convert any of these into pickup lines...its straight off the UCLA engineering page:
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Top Ten List of Why You should date an engineer.
1. We know how to fix that flashing “12:00” on your VCR.
2. We are easy to program with a simple interface.
3. There won’t be many other women around us because we stink (no time to shower).
4. We’re crazy; crazy like the fox.
5. Instead of flowers, we give you viruses........you know what kind.
6. Our rebar is the hardest around.
7. The most likely place to find us is somewhere else.
8. We don’t fuss too much on wardrobe because our pocket protectors are stylish all year round.
9. The only thing we would have an affair with is a computer... or maybe that bald chick from the first Star Trek movie.
10. MONEY...MONEY...MONEY...MONEY ................ MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA!!!!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!