[Billfred]

Alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Karibou

After the match...
Head ref: "So, what's your question?"
Kara: "I submitted my caption contest entry for this week on a chunk of a ball. How am I supposed to top that next week?"

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

Absolutely true story:

At every competition (at least, all those I have been to in 8 years) the field reset crew, as they find various bits of robot detritus scattered on the carpet*, drops the pieces and chunks into some kind of container co-opted for the purpose - generally an old cardboard box. I have made it a habit to look inside these boxes near the end of the competition, because there is often gold (as in 'one man's treasure...') mixed in with the bits and pieces. Things like #35 master links, sensors, and other still-useful stuff.

I was at my first IRI this year and the reset crew, after finding Miss Kara on the field during reset one time too many, carried her into the junk box and told her (in a stern voice) to "stay". Shortly thereafter, along wanders Billfred with his cellphone to capture the aftermath, preserving the scene forever.

And now you know the rest of the story.


*Regolith in Lunacy...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dodar
2) rsisk
3) Aidan S.
4) EricS-Team180
5) SuperNerd256
6) rachelholladay
7) Wayne Doenges
8) EricH
9) Jim Wilks
10) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Laugh if you want, but it's still bigger than the MTU dorm rooms.

Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung	25
rsisk	18
Karibou	17
cgmv123	15
DonRotolo	15
Taylor	11
GaryVoshol	9
Bill_B	8
iPenguin	8
PAR_WIG1350	8
dictionaria13	8
rachelholladay	8
EricS-Team180	8
SuperNerd256	7
Peck	7
Al Skierkiewicz	7
dodar	7
Wayne Doenges	7
Jim Wilks	7
Aidan S.	7
Barry Bonzack	6
EricH	6
Danny Diaz	5
Joe G.	4
akoscielski3	4
Travis Hoffman	3
Ninja_Bait	2
Andy Baker	2
Boe	2
O'Sancheski	1
Dsisk	1
Rangel(kf7fdb)	1
Dchandler	1

Onward!