OK, well, my friend came up with this one in physics --
we are learning how all object attract other objects, and such
I believe its Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation anyway-She didn't mean it to sound bad (she's a very prude girl)-
but here it is:
"You must have a really big mass, because I'm really attracted to you"
o that have us a laugh - she got so embarrassed after saying that

- but she laughed anyway - it was fun
i thought I'd rather put this here then actually use it on a guy --
see guys - think original! that is if 'hi' won't work for you