[Cory]

"Hey guys, check out this super awesome thing I made, which is exactly what multiple teams made 8-9 years ago, with some revolutionary component missing. You have no possible way of guessing what is missing because I've given you absolutely no details, but I will string this thread along for the next month because it's fun to have lots of people wondering what my (not so) revolutionary design will be"

Does that about cover it?