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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #441
Local news reporter:
"The team's performance of the 12 Days Of Christmas was a smashing success. Eggs, milk pails, drumsticks, the swans' water game, oh my... what a mess. The partridge refused to roost in the robot and has gone off in search of a pear tree.
All in all, a great celebration. No one has ever seen anything quite like it.
Oh dear, now they're singing, Gramma Got Run Over By a Robot."
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