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They were once men, great kings of men. Then Saruman the Deceiver gave them 9 pants of power...
(the "youve been in farmer maggot's pants!" is great...)

"Not all the pants have been accounted for! You don't know who's looking"

"History became legend, legend became myth, and for two-and-a-half thousand years, the Pants passed out of all knowledge."

"In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a master (pair of) pants. And into these Pants, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life."


and Star Wars: "These aren't the pants you're looking for"