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Re: "Quotes" that were said during build season
My team has a habit of singing "Put that thing back where it came from (or so help me)" whenever we find something out of place.
(Male student and female student are arguing)
Me: Ladies, ladies...you're both pretty. Now stop arguing.
Me: (while using an Exacto knife) AUGH!
Female Student: OHMYGOD! Did you cut yourself?
Me: No, this box fell on me.
(It occurs to me now that "AUGH!" was probably not an appropriate response)
Me: What are you guys doing?
Two male students: Fixing this lamp.
Me: I love lamp.
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...The Vorpal Blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead
And with its head
He went galumphing back.
-From "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll 
WE ARE THE MONSTERS!!! HEAR US ROAR!!!
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