While a build team member was bent over a vice filing an edge down..
"Me: Yea, you work that clamp.
Them:

"
While building climbing mechanism in CAD, and getting angry with the machine:
"Me: I swear, I'm going to wipe you and put windows 1.0 on you!
Mentor: Or you could use vista.."
Needless to say, the computer recognized the severity of the threat, and complied immediately.
