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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
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Originally Posted by JDLau
Granted, but it kills you as you lift it to eat it.
I wish I could win championship.
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Granted, but there is a shipping mistake and instead of receiving a trophy, you get an opened can of Chuck Norris Whoop A.. (keeping it classy)
I wish our robot could drive up the pyramid.
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Optimists think the glass is half full.
Pessimists think the glass is half empty.
Engineers realize it's twice as big as it needs to be.
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