[SuperJake]

In my experience with girls, they all like to play, but they won't tell you the rules. Its like this card game I learned forever ago (can't remember the name). There are a given set of rules and the dealer gets to make up another one or two.. and the rules can't be told to you. You play your cards and if you mess up, you are penalized without explanation. For this similarity, I call this game 'the girl game', because it really is.

Now, in order to "understand women", one must become a woman. Since I don't foresee that for myself, I'll have to do the next best thing: Try to figure out the rules without being penalized too harshly. That means trying different things with different girls. Through several experiments, I have found that you cannot apply any given set of rules to every girl out there. They all have a core set of 'girl rules' then they have their own set of custom rules that can modify the 'girl rules'.

Confused? Then you probably shouldn't continue.

Now, to attract a girl you'll be interested in, live by your rules. You act the way you want to act, and don't try to impress anyone. If you want to play, then play, but don't be upset if she doesn't like your playing. If you want to romance, don't. Guys have never been good at that, and you'll just end up looking like a fool. Though some girls go for that, labeling it as 'cute'. Always, ALWAYS keep a sense of humor, but don't use those 'guy jokes' on her until you know her a little better.

Now another thing I have found some girls like is mystery. Don't tell her everything, and don't seem too eager. Its like when you go to a used car sales person. You find the car you want, then try to convince the sales person that you don't want it so they will be more compelled to sell it to you at a lower price instead of trying to get you to buy more than you want. Likewise, if girls see that you are too desperate, they won't be that interested in you. If you entice her just right, she'll be interested and more compelled to want to find out more about you.

The bottom line is this: Be funny, not abusive. Be memorable, not eager. Be yourself, not what you think she wants.

Okay, girls... how was that? Besides some of the analogies... I'm not really good with analogies.