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Originally posted by dlavery
Binding the wounds. Those chickens can do a lot of damage, and you need something to hold the Spam in place afterwards.
-dave
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All I did was compare you to only the most famous, greatest superhero of all time... a man who embodies all that is good in this world, hero to countless small children everywhere... and you come back with bodily harm. Nasty chickens that will peck and scratch me, that will draw blood and leave scars... and all because I dared to, in admiration and great respect, compare you to Superman. Did I lie in my post? Are you not faster than last year's robot? And more powerful than a Krispy Kreme donut? Does not that original photo show you eating a large beef stick with one hand?
It breaks my heart to think you would abuse me with vicious chickens for something so innocently done...
MissInformation
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I bet you I could say it with a straight face too!