I took the first letters of each sentence:
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Becasue
we're looking for the 2016 g
ame, which ends with 6, I added 2 and 3,
two factors of 6, to g
et 5. The fifth st
ring of letters, "Opafs", brings up
this image on
Google
as the first result. The first na
me on that chart, Don Larson, when s
earched on
Wikipedia, although it is a different Don Larson, appears to have been a
baseball player. Don was born on August 7, 1929. On that same date, Babe Ruth tied the record for grand slams in consecutive
baseball games. The total calories of all possible components of a Denny's Grand Slam, ignoring seasonal fruit and yogurt, because you don't go to Denny's to be healthy, is 2710. Google
Streetview of 2710, W State St, Milwaukee WI, shows a blue school bus. "The Big Blue Bus" happens to be a nickname of the
Kansas City Royals baseball team.
This is a pretty deep hint from the GDC. For all I know, it could go deeper. I can only draw one conclusion from it.
Water Game 2016.