So I'm a freshman (or rather...used to be now
) and I was the only one who wired the chassis this year...mind you before I joined FIRST I'd never even attempted to wire something. So anyway...after I had finished wiring the chassis everyone else was at dinner so I walk into the conference room sit down and stare at one of my mentors until this convo occured:
Amanda (mentor): What?
Me: I hate you
A: Why?
Me: I just finished wiring the chassis.
A: Congrats! You didn't blow up anything did you..?
Olivia (freshman programmer on our team): I was surprised she didn't walk in here on fire or with a missing limb.
Me: I blew up the cRIO (jokingly...but they didn't know that
)
A: WHAT?! MEGAN WHAT THE **** I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLUG ANYTHING INTOT HE cRIO TILL I GOT BACK.
Me: (smiles and looks up at her) I know. I didn't. I just felt like getting back at you for giving me a heart attack when you made me wire the entire chassis by myself. #loveya
Olivia: And this is why we don't trust her with programming...
Also:
"Walk up in the pit like what up I got a big bot."
"Megan get me the tiny screw drivers."
"They're called voodoodoo killers"
"What??"
"You know...voodoo dolls? People stab them with little needles? That's what they look like...and I kinda...well...yeah I mispronounced voodoo so it came out voodoodoo killers instead..."
"Jocelyn where the hell did you put the Bang Bang??" (our rubber ended hammar)
"I like big bots and I can't deny. Those other teams just can't deny. When my bot walks in with an ity bity frame--Kayla help I don't know the rest of it."
So this year I was assigned to do the bumpers (cruel little hell raisers that they are...I love em
) Anyway, I finished them in 3 days so everyone on the team decided that I was the Goddess of Bumpers.
"Hey yo Goddess get over here we can't find the bumper pins."
"Her name's Megan jack#!@"
"No her names Sharpie Junior!"
(I give them the pins and as I'm walking back to the kitchen I hear)
"Okay guys look, everyone knows her names Ginger Bumper Master 2.0 DUH" (GBM for short)