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159 has a couple that I'm pretty fond of.
My favorite, slightly edited:
"Who the [blazes] keeps plugging in the [blazes] light?"
When one of my programmers told me the program was "done:"
"We don't even have a robot built yet! The program won't be 'done' until the robot is on the field, and even then it will only be 'done' for 2 minutes!"
Of course, "Hand me that persuader!"
When asked, "where did you get the speed for that motor," I usually reply, "A PDOOMA graph, of course."
I'm sure there are a bunch that I'm forgetting, too.
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"What most people do not understand is that the Buddha, the Godhead, resides just as comfortably in gears and circuits as in hills and trees. To believe otherwise is to dilute the Godhead."
-Robert Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
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