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Student 1: Ah crap, my computer blue screened
*Everyone laughs
Student 2: Wow, the error code is just a bunch of zero's

Mentor 1(from across the room): Did you completely screw in the hard drive that mentor 2 gave you?
Student 1: The screws didn't fit, but I duck taped it really well...
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Literally as I was posting this:

Student 1: ... snap the necks of baby bunnies
Mentor 1: You snap the necks of baby bunnies?!?!?!?!
Student 1: No, that's not what I -
Student 2: It's an accident every time...