When you don't care that, "hey my hands are covered in oil and aluminum, maybe I shouldn't eat that slice of pizza."
When you realize that the First updates will never e n d and your response to one is yelling and moaning. (13 updates! come on give us a break!!!! Please!)
You can get cut by cardboard but not extremely hot, and sharp, flying aluminum shards.
When you get tired of the 200 track mp3 cd.
You no longer have a full name, just a NEW, one sylable, type name.