"Google is your friend "
Nonprogrammer: "will f5 fix this?"
Nonprogrammer: "cant we do some type of super code? programmers stare him down."
"What is the robot doing? Stop it STOP IT!!"
Programmer:"Out of the programmer overlord chair!!" nonprogrammer:
"I'am not touching that code for another hour!!" :after repeating computer fails
"Stop the dashboard.... wait, WAIT!!