This thread is in honor of all those impressively irrelevant or hilariously phrased pit scouting questions we've heard at competition. Please post any you've heard or would love to ask. Have fun with this!
Examples:
"How many linear feet of zip ties are on your robot?"
"Is it boy or a girl?"
"If you were to compare your robot to an unladen swallow, would it be African or European?"
Props to my teammate Chase for coming up with the idea for this thread.