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A member of 2642 walks over to another teams pit with a paper towel on their head. Someone asks about the paper towel and they reply. "Arrrrrr... there's a bounty on me head!"


Two robotics team members meet in an elevator and one asks the other "What team are you are on?"
The second student replies, " 20..........................................46".
The first student then asks "Why the big pause?"
And the second replies, I don't know, I guess we were born with them.


A reporter stopped three random students outside the Edward Jones dome and asks, "Are you all here for Championships?"
"I don't know," says the first student.
"I don't know," says the second student.
"Yes!" says the third one.


An infinite number of robotics students walk up to a snack bar. The first one says, "I'll have a glass of root beer." The second one says, "I'll have a half glass of root beer", the third one says, "I'll have a quarter of a glass of root beer". With that, the attendant says "cut it out you wize guys", and pours two glasses of root beer.