[Akolbi]

Not exactly a quote, but one of our teammates labeled EVERYTHING, none of it was really useful, but it included one label that I find really amusing

"ball"-the label for our game ball

"it would be orders of magnitude easier"
"What!?"
which then became
"ORDERS...OF MAGNITUDE...EASIER"---this was our coach, It's now written on the whiteboard in his classroom.

My personal favorite:
"our team could be a sitcom"

on CD trying to start a thread, our head programmer:
"alex....what day is it?"
"...I DON'T KNOW!"
also in response to "what's Dean Kamen's last name?"
"how should I know, I don't know the guy!?"

and 4607's classic:
"you CAN, but you SHOULDN'T"