[tsaksa]

Be wary of dyslexic robots. They usually have at least one bad trap.

Several fonts walk into the snack bar at Championships. The server says "Get out of here, We don't serve your type here."

Did you hear about the new e-reader? Reader’s Digest and 
Amazon created software that will condense books when you download them. It’s called the Dwindle.

A judge walks into a teams pit area and asks a student what technology has done for them. The student answers, "Technology has certainly simplified and shortened my life."