[caboosev11]

One day, I was in yellowstone national park. One hike I was going to do was up a mountain. Shortly before I begin the hike I said
"This will be my ultimate ascent."

One day, while playing basketball, I threw the ball towards the net but it bounced off the backboard and said
"See how the rebound rumbled the backboard?"

One day, I was talking with engineering newbies. We were working too slowly, and so I say
"We must breakaway from the inefficiency."
None of them got it.