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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #525
[Countdown shows 10 seconds]
Mentor: If the countdown hits zero, something terrible happens. If you cut the blue wire, something terrible happens. If you cut any of the red wires, something terrible happens. If you cut any of the black wires, something terrible happens.
Student: 20 seconds left! We can't cut any wire. What do we do!?!?
Mentor: Push the emergency stop button on the back.
Student: Oh. [Pushes button]
[Countdown descends rapidly from 12 seconds to zero. Confetti and balloons drop from the ceiling.]
Student: Why did we bother trying to stop a party from starting?
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