Ha! It's still Monday!
First place goes to:
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Originally Posted by Jim Wilks
Male mentor: "Looking carefully - Here we see someone who freely expresses emotions and feelings, thinking is clear and focused, and is undergoing a sudden change in lifestyle."
Female student: "You get all that from the electronics board here?"
Male mentor: "Forget that, we're here to learn palm reading"
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Second place goes to:
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Originally Posted by cgmv123
[Countdown shows 10 seconds]
Mentor: If the countdown hits zero, something terrible happens. If you cut the blue wire, something terrible happens. If you cut any of the red wires, something terrible happens. If you cut any of the black wires, something terrible happens.
Student: 20 seconds left! We can't cut any wire. What do we do!?!?
Mentor: Push the emergency stop button on the back.
Student: Oh. [Pushes button]
[Countdown descends rapidly from 12 seconds to zero. Confetti and balloons drop from the ceiling.]
Student: Why did we bother trying to stop a party from starting?
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Honorable mentions go to:
1) Jon Stratis
2) rsisk
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) orangemoore
5) EricH
And the burn award goes to:
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Originally Posted by Taylor
No, no, you misunderstand. The robot is named Stinky, not the lead mentor.
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Which means the scores are:
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cgmv123 29
Jon Stratis 26
Jim Wilks 16
Taylor 11
Wayne Doenges 11
efoote868 10
rsisk 10
DonRotolo 10
Al Skierkiewicz 9
dodar 9
Jay O'Donnell 7
EricH 7
GaryVoshol 6
orangemoore 5
Daniel_LaFleur 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Onward!