[Jim Wilks]

Three longtime FRC volunteers meet up with a genie who offers three wishes.

The first, a ref, wishes to be taken to FRC HQ in Manchester, where all games are perfect. The genie snaps his fingers, and the man suddenly finds himself there, discussing matters with GDC members.

The second man wishes that he was with The Cheesy Poofs in California, and with a snap of the genie's fingers, he finds himself with 254 in a meaningful game strategizing session.

The third man, the announcer, now alone at the Duel on the Delaware looks around and says, "I wish my friends were back."