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The limit of (sin x)/n as n goes to infinity is six.
Just cancel out the n's in the numerator and denominator!

Pope has settled the continuum hypothesis!
He has declared that cardinals above 80 have no powers.

Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.

I call my dog "Cauchy."
He leaves a residue at every pole!

What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
One, if it knows its own Goedel number.

A famous mathematician was to give a keynote speech at a conference. Asked for an advance summary, he said he would present a proof of Goldbach's conjecture -- but they should keep it under their hats. When he arrived, though, he spoke on a much more prosaic topic. Afterwards the conference organizers asked why he said he'd talk about Goldbach's conjecture and then didn't. He replied this was his standard practice, just in case he was killed on the way to the conference.